star wars au in which senator laura marries bounty hunter clint after hiring him to protect her from an assassin known only as The Soldier, who has one of the highest bounties in the galaxy. somewhere along the way, clint rescues a sith apprentice and accidentally makes her good, laura goes into labour during a senate hearing and refuses to leave until the opposition signs the peace treaty, sam keeps trying to convince them to let him test the babies for force sensitivity, grand master fury is done with everybody’s shit, steve falls off a building, tony crashes no less than thirteen hovercars, thor starts three separate wars, and bruce goes on a package holiday.

its a very serious au.